he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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