"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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