can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We have started to decorate penises.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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