I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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