We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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