I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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