this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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