It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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