hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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