Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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