it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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