I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
