I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
But break dance skills will only take you so far
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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