office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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