Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
