WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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