Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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