You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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