I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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