haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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