I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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