porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My hand turned me down
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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