ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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