It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We got so high we made milksteak
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
