problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i barfeds in our rink
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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