Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I love black thongs
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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