Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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