dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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