phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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