You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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