Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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