i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i think im in europe. pls send help
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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