I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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