you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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