i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
