i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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