: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I love you.
Bad choice
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