you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
They took my balls.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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