Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Duck Duck Cougar?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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