he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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