i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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