Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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