so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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