i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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