turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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