He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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