If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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