Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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