she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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