i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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