chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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