U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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