he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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