Do vagina's smell?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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