just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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