I don't think brook has ever known best
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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