First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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