Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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