i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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